Dion the Socialist
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
Laura, also know as Tutu. 26 (shit). Illinois. Burlesque dancer, singer, passionately nerdy and just a bit of a hopeless romantic.
Remember these things when you’re sad:
- Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
- Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
- Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
- Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
- Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
- Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
- And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag
(Source: johnnytuturro-solano)shhh. just come.
[Submitted by: hartthorn
The drinking contest between Mr. Logan and Thor has been cancelled. Agent Barton will be returning all of your bets. Mr. Stark will be billed for all expenses. And Dr. Banner can spend the next week re-purposing the 200 gallons of 400 proof whiskey into an alternate fuel for the Quinjets. If there are two people I don’t want drunk on my boat it’s the God of Thunder and a very irritable lightning rod.]
TAKE ON ME
TAKE ON ME
IN A DAY OR
(Source: everytimeidiabetes)I've moved blogs
waging wars above my throat
obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter
obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder
caw caw motherfucker