July 18, 2012


cuntakinte:

do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm

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ehehehehe but yeah actually

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July 25, 2012


dionthesocialist:

Hey, tumblr, let’s make some noise for no reason whatsoever. Everyone go casually tweet Barack Obama and ask him to hang out tonight.

dionthesocialist:

Hey, tumblr, let’s make some noise for no reason whatsoever. Everyone go casually tweet Barack Obama and ask him to hang out tonight.

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ehehehehe why the fuck not?

July 26, 2012


firstclassfanfic:

Remember these things when you’re sad:

  1. Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
  2. Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
  3. Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
  4. Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
  5. Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
  6. Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
  7. And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag

(Source: knowledge-confetti)

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ehehehehe BEST CAST EVER

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team-joebama:

Mrs. Landingham, your president’s a geek.

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Star Trek, Pac Man.

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ehehehehe obama commander-in-geek?

July 27, 2012


memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: hartthorn
The drinking contest between Mr. Logan and Thor has been cancelled. Agent Barton will be returning all of your bets. Mr. Stark will be billed for all expenses. And Dr. Banner can spend the next week re-purposing the 200 gallons of 400 proof whiskey into an alternate fuel for the Quinjets. If there are two people I don’t want drunk on my boat it’s the God of Thunder and a very irritable lightning rod.]

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: hartthorn

The drinking contest between Mr. Logan and Thor has been cancelled. Agent Barton will be returning all of your bets. Mr. Stark will be billed for all expenses. And Dr. Banner can spend the next week re-purposing the 200 gallons of 400 proof whiskey into an alternate fuel for the Quinjets. If there are two people I don’t want drunk on my boat it’s the God of Thunder and a very irritable lightning rod.]

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ehehehehe memos from fury the avengers

July 29, 2012


xwhatserface:

mel-lovable:

karameruru:

viremi:

thelocalpaedo:

TAKEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

MEEEEEEEE

TAKE ON ME

TAKEEEEEEEE

MEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

TAKE ON ME

I’LLLLLLLLL

BEEEEEEEE

GONEEEEEEEE

IN A DAY OR

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: everytimeidiabetes)

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ehehehehe

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fanboywithoutacause:

shadow-purple:

asslenko:

mormondad:

obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter 

obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder

caw caw motherfucker

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ehehehehe obama you're damned right my president is a BAMF

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