September 21, 2011











Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.

Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.

Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.

- Wired

Well they failed because this is the most entertaining thing ever. 

I. cannot. breathe.

I’m just reblogging this so I know it’s real.

the screaming


oh my god this is amazing

Needs more banjo ferocity.

Christmas time, Christmas time, do all your  shopping AT WALMART!

This gets really awesome after 1:30

This exists.  THIS EXISTS.

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wat idek just wat

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June 17, 2012

Watching “Taken” out of some kind of morbid curiosity.

The idea of getting snatched like that in a foreign country kind of freaks me out.  However, my father has assured me that he would pull a Liam Neeson without question, so y’know.  Dad might not be former-CIA, but he’s still a scary motherfucker.

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taken idek i'm running a fever not making sense

July 25, 2012

I seriously feel like I’ve been taken over by my id or something.

All I want to do is fuck and eat.  SOMEONE SEND ME A PIZZA.

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September 23, 2012

Purple, dear

You have good taste!

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sir-thursday asks idek

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